Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Sunday, November 7, 2010

I wish it wasn't true

I've been a lazy blogger. I've been lazy in life.
It's not getting me anywhere and I don't understand. (sarcasm)

I have just over a wk to prepare my home and family for my temporary/semi absence.
Just a outpatient procedure but, I'm anxious.

Looking forward to feeling like myself again.

Maybe I'll have some time to blog from bed...

Maybe I'll deliver nothing but random one liners...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Elephants

I'm sure we've all gotten this or another forward with a similar message, never the less I always get a kick out of how simple the idea is.

> > I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when

> she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.

> Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.
> >
> > So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"
> >
> > She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people..."
> Her parents proudly beamed.
> >
> > "What a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're
> > President to do that. Tell you what - you can come over to my house and mow
> > the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.

> Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you
> > can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. How about
> doing something wonderful like that?"
> >
> > She thought that over for a few seconds and then asked, "Why doesn't the
> > homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the$50?"
> >
> > I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
> >
> >

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Shopping List

Last night at Walmart the guy behind me was buying 3 items

1- Tums

2-Haagen Dazs ice cream

3- Three pack pregnancy test

If you need items 1 and 2 I can guess the result of item 3 :)

Monday, July 5, 2010

Next House

Last year I bought light fixtures for our kitchen now, I am wishing I wouldn't have.

http://www.schoolhouseelectric.com/

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Oh DAVE!

I made my first Dave Ramsey purchase today. While during the online purchase this made my day!

For those of you who don't know Dave Ramsey's practices can you spot what is odd?

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